Are YOU an addict? Take this simple test.

 

1. Do you anxiously pan the TV schedules for entries containing the word"Godzilla"? 
+2 points.

2. Do you always linger in the toy department at Wal*Mart hoping to find a G toy, even if you are penniless and homeless? 
+ 2 points

3. Do three or more of your daily conversations and/or comments include the word "Godzilla"? (non-related topics, when used as an adjective,do not count.) 
+ 3 points.

4 How many films in the old series do you own:

0-1 +1 point 
2-5 +3 points 
6-11 + 7 points 
12-15 +10 points.

5. Do you own ANY of the new films? 
+15 points for affirmative reply!

If so, how many?

1-2 +5 points 
3-4 +7 points 
5-6 +10 points 
Every single friggin one. +20 points!

6. Have you pre-paid for a subtitled version of Destroyer? 
+30 for a yes

How far in advance?

1 month +10 points 
2 months +20 points 
3 months +30 points 
4 months +50 points!

Do you now maintain your own Godzilla Web Page?

+1000 points for affirmation!

Give yourself 10 points for each:
1. Japanese person you've befriended through your Web Page.
2. Time your spouse (your wife or husband) says, "Oh God, why are you watching that stupid crap?!?"
3. Godzilla collectible you own. (figures and toys.) 
Give yourself 20 points for each book about Godzilla.
4. God Erik stoopid comment about your Webpage on alt.movies.monster
5. G-con you've ever attended.
6. Child you had whose first word was "Godzilla"
7. Duplicate copy of G. vs. Megalon you ever got for Christmas.
8. Time you type Godzilla into the search engine on the Internet.
9. New Japanese insult or cuss word you pick up from watching subtitled versions.
10. Different version of a certain Godzilla flick you own (US and Japanese)
11. Time you found yourself arguing passionately about which monster really won the end battle in King Kong Vs. Godzilla.
Signs you might be a "Zillaholic"

You watch Godzilla movies alone.
You lie about how many Godzilla movies you saw the night before.
You call in sick to work because you watched one too many the night before.
Too much stress pushes you to hit the VCR...and Godzilla movies
Your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you or your spouse threatens divorce
You find your morning cure in "the hair of the monster that bit you"
You feel immense guilt over your actions, e.g. all the model kits, posters and toys you own
You find yourself saying "I could stop if I wanted to. I just don't want to!"
In a desperate attempt to quit Godzilla, you switch over to Mothra.
Your tolerance level increases.
Abrupt withdrawal causes irritability and/or insanity
Oh, hell, there are worse things to be addicted to than Godzilla!

HOW DID YOU DO? 


If you tallied up your total points and divided the sum by the total figure of the national debt (naw, just kidding) Take your total score and you are classified as follows:

1-10 What in the name of God are you doing here man? GO join the Nation of Estrada!!!!

11-20 Ehh......you're nominal. If I were you, I would spend at least $100 at Showcase Collectibles or Play with This.

21-30 Hmmmm.......I could possibly hang out with you. =)

31-40 Wow.......COOL!!! Not quite the addict I am though. =)

41-50 If there were such a thing as "Godzilla Anonymous" you could qualify as chairman! 

51 and up. WE AREN'T WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


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